Spirit: Stallion of the HORRIFYING!!!!

Hey America! You're an idiot!

Ok that was a little harsh...hugs? Everything ok?

Do you do ANY research into what movie you're about to see? No, don't answer, I am making a point. Let me relate to you three parables about the peoples.

On the opening night of Devil's Rejects we were slammed. This middle aged couple came out and demanded a refund. Why? Because it was religiously offensive...hmmm...now let me see if I get this straight. They came to see a movie called Devil's Rejects directed boy Rob Zombie, and didn't expect it to be offensive? To quote the lady, "They were against Jesus!"

There was the couple who was looking at the posters. The woman says "Hmmm plan your escape...we could see that movie. I have never seen Plan Your Escape." That is of course, the tagline for The Island. Stupid stupid people.

Ok so here's my personal favorite.
We do free kids shows every Tuesday morning. This week we were showing Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Yeah, it's that animated movie about the horse. Kid friendly? Oh how foolish we were!
There we were, thinking it was just a normal day. Then this woman comes out and demands to know "what movie" she was watching. "Spirit" we replied innoncently. Little did we know the debauchery going on in theatre number 7! A half an hour later she cam out again and informed us (for those with weak stomachs stop reading now) there was a horse DYING in that cartoon! She demanded to know how we could dare show that movie. Look at this second screen shot I found:














So the moral of the story is: Don't trust people, they'll only hurt you.