Outside my normal realm of knowledge...

Ok so I am not really a video game expert. Most of the time I play tetris or that playboy mansion game...for the articles...
Ok but the point is, I found a video game that NEEDS to become a movie. I am not really sure how the transition occurs. Its something to do with rainbows, wishes, and a super collider. They have been perfecting the method for a couple years now. their have been some failures (Super Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Final Fantasy Spirits Within) but I have the FOOL PROOF game.

GITAROO MAN!

Say it, go on, say it! No one's around...did you say it? Doesn't it flow off the tongue like the honey of a virgin flower? Ok here's the skinny:

Gitaroo-Man follows the story of a young elementary student named U-1, a lonely loser with no self-confidence and no friends, save for his jelly-bean-headed talking dog, Puma. U-1 comes to learn that he is the heir to the title of the legendary Gitaroo-Man, an intergalactic superhero who uses the power of his gitaroo to defend the universe against evil. An evil alien race known as the Gravillians has been going around, collecting gitaroos in a bid to take over the universe, and it would seem that U-1 and Puma are the keepers of the only gitaroo the Gravillians haven't acquired. So U-1 travels around the universe, fighting a bizarre cast of Gravillian warriors in order to reclaim these magical instruments for the planet Gitaroo. Along the way, he'll learn about believing in himself, falling in love, and the true nature of music. The story is sometimes cheesy and always strange, but it's delivered with the utmost sincerity, and it concludes with an incredibly satisfying climax.

Sweet huh? A game all about rockin out! Soooo a MOVIE about rockin out! Ok here's some character suggestions:


YES! Jack Black as Guitaroo Man! I know I know, tis too sweet!
But it CAN BE DONE!


Yes thats the beautiful Rachel Leigh Cook as the love interest/rocker girl.





Kyle Gass of Tenacious D fame as the voice of the wise cracking sidekick! Ok now this next one is PROBABLY my favorite:




"Of course!" You scream as you smack your head, "the lead singer from The Darkness as the creepy organ guy! How could I have missed it!?" Well don't beat yourself up about it you would have gotten there eventually. Hey, don't cry...seriously stop. Ok well thats all I could come up with. But golly that movie would rock my socks off.